For shame! Ĭlearly, our humor is far too intelligent for your comprehension. There are people who go to weddings just to eat cake? Wow, people, please stay away from me. I would think the reason to go to a wedding is to see people you like get married and help them celebrate-not to stuff your greedy face with cake. Your Holograms performances aside, I'm very disappointed in this entry. I can handle boobs, phallic symbols, obscenities, racial slurs, and pooh allusions just fine but dairy (other than that normally found in cake baking) is going too far. I am reluctant to say that I will be reluctant to read your future entries reluctantly. I just can't face the possibility that I child that doesn't exist could cause me to forgo my biology and torture me with Shropshire and brie. And who would I be to say no to my fictional brat. What if my non-existent child saw this entry? They might become bold enough to make one of these lazy cheese wheel cakes and try and serve it to me. I was a loyal reader, lurker and true, and now I'm swaddled in doubt at my blog reading choosing. Being lactose intolerant, my body ached in remorse and literal pain of a possible gaseous situation.

Cheese cakes, cream or wheels, are highly offensive to my being.

I'd kill for that hair.īut what I really wanted to talk about was the offensive material that you showcased on your last entry named 'Who Cut the Cheese?'.

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